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source: AndreaHarner...
8 Golds and...Michael Phelps is loving life! Playboy Club, Vegas, 9.08...
St. Louis August 1-3, 2008...
St Louis, August 2008...
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August 2008...
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. To boot, it resonates: Too true! source: [thank you fave blogger!!!] AndreaHarner...
RobZ found a police badge (and wallet and checkbook!) today in a shopping cart in the Xpect parking lot! KO quickly found digits (on the checks, obvs) and called the Capricorn, leaving a message on his vmail. When he called...
While dining at Pastis yesterday with India and Damon, KO spotted prodigious and prolific funny man Jason Bateman. Yay! He's yummy! He looked really good. Very clean shaven and lean, dressed in a black t-shirt and dark blue jeans, sans...
Legendary comic George Carlin died of heart failure yesterday in Santa Monica. George had a history of heart problems. He checked into the hospital yesterday after complaining about chest pains. Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits! Sad! George Carlin...
Have a good, fun, (and if you're lucky) funny Friday!source: dlisted...
"I've been single for seven years and as I get older, I think all I want is to be loved. The world becomes a place where you think, let everyone else have it. Let them all fight over jobs and...
KO is crazy about these hair (master)pieces made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. There's a little bit of "The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss" in them, but they still seem very original. KO sees passion~ animalistic, honest passion!~ in them....
Well, it's official. The New Kids On The Block have released the video for their new song "Summertime" and KO knew you were just dying to know... KO likes it! Haha! For real! KO loves the cheez and NKOTB deliver...
KO loved the Sex & The City movie!!! Alot!And we loved Samantha's true-to-character story arc...as well as her wardrobe!Especially this hat!!! LOVES IT!!!...
Goes great with KO's bacon martini...Mmmm...bacon...via dlisted...
Seriously?! What happened to her?! No good!!! Brit-Brit is a hot mess!!!...
AND (!!!):source: (one of KO's very favorite blogs) ASpecialWayOfBeingAfraid...
Shia is hosting SNL this Saturday night. Check out these promos he did with sometimes-funny Andy Samberg. We smiled. We like Shia!...
source: AndreaHarner.com...
...you should see my new cell phone! That's right, KO has a new cellio. It's slick, sure, but better still~ it works! Includes new digits! If you need my new number, by the way, please email me here or at...
"I loved modeling. I absolutely loved it. I was so happy to get the cover of Vogue- 23 times. I keep each copy. I made more money as a model than as an actress or a filmmaker. In monetary terms,...
It's spreading! You're mean is sooo mean!...
source: MattSearsForever...
You guys, New Kids On The Block are so totally reuniting! This shot, below, is the first group picture taken of them in, like, 15 years! OMG! We were totally into Joey back in the day. What a cutie-patootie! Of...
Obviously I love Owen Wilson. You all know that. So, it should come as no surprise that I went to see his new movie Drillbit Taylor Saturday night. By myself. Yes, I went alone because I knew no one would...
Funny guy Jonah Hill hosted SNL tonight and for the most part it was hilarious! The first hour was better than most SNL's in recent history, for sure. And Jonah's material definitely started strong. He quite successfully referenced past comedic...
It's March already! Madness...Make the most of it and make it work!(photo source; dlisted)...
via ph...
Happy Birthday (tomorrow) to the lovely and talented Hollywood veteran Drew Barrymore. We love that she's still dating funnyman, genuine nice guy and CT. native Justin Long. Can't get over her new cover for Vogue, though. Wow....
This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...
KO was desperately confused when Hef was caught proclaiming his preference for fun mind games over sex-play......but, if Jack Nicholson is saying things like this (below) we are so ready to believe pigs fly and hell is cold, very very...
In case you missed my second update...here is the freaky creepy bizarro awesome and icky Tom Cruise Scientology recruitment video! You must see!!!...
Have you guys seen this video (quickly making its way virally all over the web) of Tom Cruise ranting and raving (and recruiting) for Scientology? It wasn't intended for nonbelievers, or "spectators" as he so generously calls the likes of...
Prodigious and prolific funny man Jason Bateman is 39 today. Happy Birthday!Jason on the set of Teen Wolf 2 with the Hardisty girl, old school Cali...
Ava, Oz, JR, and RobZ, Maryland, 12.31.07 & 1.01.08...
Ava, Maryland, 12.31.07...
Diane Keaton is 62 years young today! Happy Birthday Diane!...
While in Maryland for New Years Eve, we were lucky enough to spend some QT with little rockstar Ava. She so knows how to rock!Ava, Hagerstown MD, 12.31.07...
Oz is so crafty and funny! He can get a roll of paper towels to play with him!He can fall asleep halfway b/t the front and back seat of the truck!Oz, Dec 30 and Dec 31st 2007...
This is too funny. The eagle-eyed Editor at the Lewiston Idaho paper failed to see something absolutely and amusingly impossible to miss. Look at the front page! You can't help but laugh out loud at the absurdity.source: SW...
The Superbad star is 24 today! Happy Happy Birthday Jonah!!!Jonah, Keir, KO, LA, Aug. 06...
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They take it all the way. And way past that! HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com thanks to Peter at SMT for the heads up...
source: dlisted...
quote of the month: "19 isn't what it used to be. 19 is the new 40."* *(~dlisted)...
Saw Michael Showalter last night at the Filmore at Irving Plaza. He exceeded our expectations! He's funnier and better looking live! We had to smuggle our camera in and snap pictures on the d.l. so we don't have the sharpest...
This parody of MTV's hit show The Hills with James Franco as Justin Bobby and Mila Kunis as Audrina is too good! This is the same "dialogue" used by the "real" characters on the reality show! Shot by shot, Franco...
Vote today for our friend Dan Lubell's kraft cheese spot! He's a finalist and needs your votes!!! Watch his entry here(it's the one on the far right with the dancing toast, see pic below) and then show your support with...
Hahahahahahahahaha!source: Dlisted...
BJ!!!!!!!BJ, his girlfriend Stacy, friends, KO and Oz, New Haven, 11.17.07...
"Tussin" art from a Gallery on Ludlow, NYC, 11.10.07...
Dlisted's acidic spin on Shia's Saturday night special, swear words and all:...
Double Dare Chicks, Bar, New Haven, ko/10.31.07...
Baby Boy on Greek Granny, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...
Horse's ass, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...
KO with super tall Frankenstein! Bar, rz/10.31.07...
KO with American Gladiator, Tim's show @ Bar, 10.31.07...
Johnny Cakes!Remington's/Rolling Rally, Boston, 10.30.07...
Yes, the Red Sox won the World Series, and yes, I was super superstitious about posting anything until they had clinched their sweep of the Colorado Rockies!!! But! This post is about Alec Baldwin. He is an acting tour de...
We scored 2 tickets for Michael Showalter's gig (appearing with former The State costar and comedic buddy/the "headliner" Michael Ian Black) at the Fillmore (at Irving Plaza) on Saturday December 1st! We are so happy! Alot!!! We love us some...
Yesterday Colbert threw his hat into the Presidential ring. Is he serious? If he actually plans on following through...well, umm, he could be a formidable force because he has a following, and he has no fear! He may be trying...
We love Matt Taibbi and have for a long time. In recent years he's taken to writing his political op-essays for Rolling Stone. His aggressive, angsty attitude is almost a perfect antidote to mainstream media coverage. If you haven't read...
c/o AndreaHarner...
During a phone interview with New York's Time Out Magazine, Joaquin [Phoenix] was asked how he prepared for a role in his new movie "We Own the Night." That hot ass mess of a drunk said, "I never prepare. I...
In the new issue of Penthouse Magazine (classy) Kid Rock takes aim at a certain American actor who is against the war. It doesn't take a damn brain surgeon to figure out he's talking about Sean Penn. Kid Pebble said,...
Nancy Meyers never ceases to amaze me. She is a phenomenally talented writer, director, filmmaker. We love Irreconcilable Differences (it's our favorite movie), Private Benjamin, and Something's Gottta Give. Now, we can add her latest (new last year) film, The...
We were revisiting Chris Rock's "Never Scared" from "The Black Ambition Tour" and it's still sooo relevant. Maybe even more now than before...He truly resonates. He's revelatory, smart and funny! He's such a genius. He's up there with Bill Hicks!...
While teaching the after school art class last week, a 7 year old girl told me her basement was dirty and dusty with lots of spider webs. I told her spiders were good luck. She said matter-of-factly (and like she'd...
Remember the 80s sitcom Perfect Strangers? Balki was so young! And funny! Cousin Larry was such a smart straight guy. Wow, those were the days......
Agawam, MA., 9.26.07...
Rob Z and KO went to the Big E! yesterday. We got soaked on the Niagara Falls water ride and dizzy on the flying swings. Then! We got crazy on the Crazy Mouse! We sat next to two kids who...
Brilliant, right?!...
Comedy troupe Broken Lizard (creators of cult favorite Super Troopers, and featuring Fairfield Prep alumn Kevin Heffernan**, below) made a brilliant, if absurd and gratuitously silly, classic when they crafted their most recent release (last year?!) ~the drunken love letter...
To the tune of Rock Me Amadeus, the Daily Show shrewdly and brilliantly created the segment "Iraq Me Dave Petraeus" and we absolutely insist you click here and watch it right now!...
This is a funny "poem" by funnyman Michael Showalter. We have a major crush on him, but you don't have to want a piece of his piece to get a good little laugh outta this piece. ***** Even though I've...
This promo video for Appalachian State University (featured on BWE) honors ASU's historic win over Michigan this weekend and is hilariously cheesetastic! Even when it's cold cold cold, ASU is HOT! HOT! HOT!...
Witness the Michael Showalter Showalter, featuring Paul Rudd. Seeing is believing and genius is comedians sowing the seeds of sustainable love! Funny is for always... source: CollegeHumor...
We are so loving Michael Showalter...If you haven't seen 2005's The Baxter (he wrote, directed and starred in it) we suggest you check it out. KO is smitten!(My re-re trib to the Show Man crush! If I know I'm lame...
Congrats to Jonah Hill, one of the stars of the #1 movie this past weekend. SuperBad brought in more than $30 million...and it was hilarious! Fogel aka McLovin is the second banana that really rises up to rival the stars~...
We love Denis Leary, and have for a long time. Happy f@cking birthday, Denis! You're a badass; You're a Red Sox fan; Rescue Me is inspired; and your Fire Fighter Foundation is the real deal....
You may recall when, last summer, KO went with Val to the Accepted premiere in Westwood and partied into the night with stars Justin Long and Jonah Hill...Well, Jonah has officially crossed over into the sphere of pop culture "knowns"...
Yeah...I know...I'm the hotness......
OH MY GOD!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING BETTER OR MORE BRILLIANT!!! FOR REAL, OK?! SERIOUSLY!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT F_CKING WITH BOBBY D!!!HE IS THE MAN FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON ...AND THEN SOME!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST 23...
There is no way KO could ever craft the clever attitude-heavy commentary found @ Dlisted. Yes, we love Perez...but let's be honest, Michael @ Dlisted is truly fierce without fear. He harbors no Hilton associations, and he's honest as hell....
Who could resist LiLo with the Real Thing? And, to boot, LiLo lens-ing it up with her lil sister Alli? These girls gone wild are enabled best by mom Dina-sour (not pictured).July 2007...
Rob Z's mom foiled the plans of an aspiring robber recently, and her story is featured in the New Haven Independent. We love Wozniak's deli~ the Ziolo family business~ and we are extremely proud of and grateful for Grace's heart...
Who can resist the ripe-with-comedy charm of Jack and a slice?! Not his belly... Not a mysterious hand with rogue arm... Not even a bird... This picture is too precious! Too perfect!Jack and the Bird, July 07 (photo source: BWE)...
Hmm...Couldn't resist passing this along... Armistead Maupin is the author of the extremely homo books "Tales of the City" and according to Holy Moly! gave his theory on closeted gay actors in Hollywood at a book signing in London. Armi...
Your favorite knockout was "featured" in the New Haven Register last week! While working on the new Indiana Jones movie KO got caught by a roving reporter's lens...so even if (and when) we get cut out of the film, we...
But no worries, we totally captured the magic of this memorable day... and of course we couldn't resist adding some Perez-style flavor fit for Queens...KO with Matt and Perez, Hollywood, 6.8.07 ************************************************************************** Check out this flawless performance by Beth Ditto...
We heard Perez give his phone interview to Fox, and snapped this screen shot to salute Peretzel for his sincere~ if silly~ spin on the drama....
News networks are all about the heiress...We think these sketches are pretty......Ironically, just now, when the MSNBC broke to a commercial~ the first ad was a Hilton Hotels spot! Hahahahaha......
Moments after the Heiress was whisked away to the LA Courthouse for a reevaluation of her release yesterday and newer sentence (a "punishment" of 45 days under house arrest), KO was off in a whirlwind to pick up Matt's friend...
You can't help but love these shots of Red Sox fans masked and mocking A-Rod after he was caught (allegedly) cheating.(Lifted from Perez~ who I think lifted it from the NYPost)...
As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....
Last night, KO laughed out loud when we spotted BJ high-10ing with the blond guy rooting for Sanjaya sitting next to him. It comes as no surprise to me that on the first night I was not completely disturbed by...
Jedi Mailbox, New Haven, 3/07...
Still Funny!!!...-from-a-few-years-ago-Genius!...The New Yorker comic...
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