Katy Oliver : Bean There

Christian Bale's ballistic tantrum from T4

 This clip is at once hilarious, obscene, indicative of LA egos, inexcusable and ridiculous...Oh, and it's disappointing...because no matter how unprofessional the DP was (and he was!) there's no forgiving a rant like that...Bale might've gotten away with a 30second...

Posted by KO on February 3, 2009 9:34 AM

Liam is so too cute!

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Posted by KO on November 17, 2008 10:06 AM

Fashion Flashback, Key West 2008

I've Always Loved These Shades...Alot!(thanks kayt!)...

Posted by KO on November 14, 2008 10:48 PM

Happy Halloween!!!

source: AndreaHarner...

Posted by KO on October 31, 2008 2:56 PM

Email of the Day

Brilliant- but a bit of Bummer!"The Bush boys have certainly set a standard for the future - lax regulation, tax breaks for wealthy, an imploding financial sector, growing disparity of income, loss of jobs, high energy prices, monumental national debt...

Posted by KO on September 17, 2008 7:07 PM

Sauska's Wedding! The Polaroids...

St. Louis August 1-3, 2008...

Posted by KO on September 2, 2008 9:48 PM

Smokes Out Of A Machine!!! Only in St. Louis...

St Louis, August 2008...

Posted by KO on August 26, 2008 2:17 PM

Disappointment

KO has been a fan of The New Yorker magazine for as long as we can remember. In fact, years ago we were so inspired by our friend Kayt's parents' artful and clever bathroom tribute to The New Yorker (they...

Posted by KO on July 15, 2008 6:31 PM

Must-Read Diary Entries!!!

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. To boot, it resonates: Too true! source: [thank you fave blogger!!!] AndreaHarner...

Posted by KO on July 8, 2008 9:59 PM

YOU Could Get Arrested RIGHT NOW!

RobZ found a police badge (and wallet and checkbook!) today in a shopping cart in the Xpect parking lot! KO quickly found digits (on the checks, obvs) and called the Capricorn, leaving a message on his vmail. When he called...

Posted by KO on June 30, 2008 6:16 PM

Is She Fat?! No, She Is Luscious!

Karolina Kurkova, best known for being an Angel model for Victoria's Secret, was recently the topic of much ado whilst modeling in South America- Why? you ask...because everyone took a look at her on the runway- and... gasped: "She's gotten...

Posted by KO on June 29, 2008 10:06 PM

Too Cute! Proof Is In The Picture...part 2

thank you AndreaHarner!!...

Posted by KO on June 26, 2008 10:59 PM

Having A Laugh

Have a good, fun, (and if you're lucky) funny Friday!source: dlisted...

Posted by KO on June 20, 2008 6:55 AM

Five Movies...

In case you were curious, KO is a Netflix convert. These are the 5 most recent movies I've watched: The Savages Postcards From The Edge Year of The Dog Juno 27 Dresses...

Posted by KO on June 17, 2008 2:09 PM

Wild Wild Weaves

KO is crazy about these hair (master)pieces made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. There's a little bit of "The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss" in them, but they still seem very original. KO sees passion~ animalistic, honest passion!~ in them....

Posted by KO on June 11, 2008 6:30 AM

Babe-licious!! The Bacon Bra!

Yay! Goes perfectly with KO's bacon martini, Ray's bacon ice cream and Santa Barbara's recently celebrated bacon-dipped-in-chocolate confection!!!pic via dlisted...

Posted by KO on June 9, 2008 9:27 PM

Lovin' You Forever

Well, it's official. The New Kids On The Block have released the video for their new song "Summertime" and KO knew you were just dying to know... KO likes it! Haha! For real! KO loves the cheez and NKOTB deliver...

Posted by KO on June 9, 2008 2:02 PM

Smurf Rage

Thanks Annie!...

Posted by KO on June 4, 2008 7:27 PM

Happy Weekend!

Goes great with KO's bacon martini...Mmmm...bacon...via dlisted...

Posted by KO on May 30, 2008 6:58 AM

Wha Happned, Y'all?

Seriously?! What happened to her?! No good!!! Brit-Brit is a hot mess!!!...

Posted by KO on May 29, 2008 8:05 PM

Last Week's Ladies' Night Out...

Better late than never!@116 & BAR, Wednesday, May 21, 2008...

Posted by KO on May 29, 2008 5:46 PM

BTW, A DIFFERENT KATY-

Katy Perry, a rising star/singer outta London, has a very catchy song with the chorus "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" We noted it the first time we heard it, yes. But we're singing it tonight after hearing...

Posted by KO on May 16, 2008 11:08 PM

May You Rest In Peace Man In Tree

Sadness for few? Apparently! Well, whether you tuned in or were totally turned off...our friend Derek's show Men in Trees is officially canceled! We still love you Sketch!Derek, HottubHaus, Silverlake, ko/05...

Posted by KO on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM

CoverGirl

KO is featured on the cover of the New Haven Register today. The article is about Indiana Jones! Will scan the front page asap, but in the meantime, here's the beginning screen-captured from the Register online (without KO's picture!):We're a...

Posted by KO on May 11, 2008 9:26 AM

Ummm, Why Not!???!!??!!!

"I'm not a perv, and I didn't intentionally mean to embarrass [actress Mischa Barton]. I don't just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless. I once saw Keanu Reeves dancing in the nude...

Posted by KO on May 10, 2008 1:01 PM

The Garden Tour

Shia is hosting SNL this Saturday night. Check out these promos he did with sometimes-funny Andy Samberg. We smiled. We like Shia!...

Posted by KO on May 8, 2008 10:20 AM

Distraction Du Jour: Surfing the Nerve, Embracing the Naughty, the Pretty, and the Proud

Your friend KO the artist...is appreciative for the exposure this blog affords. We get to build collages in an untraditional way, using a different kind of carefully considered editing arrangement, with pictures from piles and piles~ both digital and otherwise...

Posted by KO on May 7, 2008 8:40 PM

Separated By...Being the Same!

RobZ with Ava in Maryland (by ko) & Brad Pitt with Pax in France (by the paps):...

Posted by KO on May 5, 2008 10:54 AM

Really Rad Raggy Dog

source: AndreaHarner.com...

Posted by KO on May 5, 2008 7:25 AM

If you think this looks pink...

...you should see my new cell phone! That's right, KO has a new cellio. It's slick, sure, but better still~ it works! Includes new digits! If you need my new number, by the way, please email me here or at...

Posted by KO on May 3, 2008 5:47 PM

Heat for a Rainy Day

IN & KO, Hottub haus, Silverlake, Jan06...

Posted by KO on April 29, 2008 11:29 AM

You're Mean Has At Least One Fan!

It's spreading! You're mean is sooo mean!...

Posted by KO on April 11, 2008 11:27 PM

OMG! It's tots NKOTB! Still Hangin' Tough, Rough!

You guys, New Kids On The Block are so totally reuniting! This shot, below, is the first group picture taken of them in, like, 15 years! OMG! We were totally into Joey back in the day. What a cutie-patootie! Of...

Posted by KO on April 2, 2008 2:45 PM

Seriously Seriously...WTF???!!!

You absolutely must watch this clip from Keith Olberman's March 27th Countdown of Worst Persons! It's completely mind-blowing and tragic. !!! Thanks to Peter at SMT for pointing this out to me!...

Posted by KO on March 29, 2008 9:41 AM

Separated By About 15 Years, The Matrix

Rising former child actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Ever-hot dark star Keanu Reeves: Right? Hot....

Posted by KO on March 24, 2008 11:56 AM

High Five!

Seriously though, isn't this the best high five ever!?!picture source: dlisted...

Posted by KO on March 13, 2008 9:42 PM

Whatcha Want

It's March already! Madness...Make the most of it and make it work!(photo source; dlisted)...

Posted by KO on March 1, 2008 11:45 AM

They're Rough

via ph...

Posted by KO on February 26, 2008 8:01 AM

Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey

Last Saturday night KO went to the Yale v Clarkson Hockey game with RGO.They were up 2-0, then tied 2-2, but in the end celebrated a 5-2 victory. Yay.As per usual, we enjoyed cheering for the Bulldogs and getting into...

Posted by KO on February 21, 2008 10:49 AM

FUNNIEST! BIT (CHEW YUM). EVER. EVER!!!!!!

This Sarah Silverman tribute to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (he celebrated his 5 year-on-air mark last night) is by far one of the best (if inappropriate) comedy sketches ever. And I know what kind of competition we're dealing with. Trust...

Posted by KO on February 1, 2008 11:10 PM

Watch While You Still Can...

In case you missed my second update...here is the freaky creepy bizarro awesome and icky Tom Cruise Scientology recruitment video! You must see!!!...

Posted by KO on January 17, 2008 10:43 AM

Merry Christmas Eve!!!

This is too funny. The eagle-eyed Editor at the Lewiston Idaho paper failed to see something absolutely and amusingly impossible to miss. Look at the front page! You can't help but laugh out loud at the absurdity.source: SW...

Posted by KO on December 24, 2007 9:33 AM

This is Exactly the Kind of Ridiculousness that Alters Your Holiday Eating Habits

Miranda Kerr @the Victoria Secret Show in LA, Dec07...

Posted by KO on December 13, 2007 9:49 PM

Featuring Oz

What can we say? When you are faced with a face like this......you wind up taking pictures* hoping something will rub off?!Because let's face it, Oz is just absolutely oozing cuteness. And we are always with camera and just so...

Posted by KO on December 12, 2007 1:32 PM

Committed to the High-Five...Unforgettable!

They take it all the way. And way past that! HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com thanks to Peter at SMT for the heads up...

Posted by KO on December 4, 2007 10:10 PM

Nothing to Add to This

source: dlisted...

Posted by KO on December 4, 2007 8:36 AM

Oz is my co-pilot

Oz, New Haven, Dec 3, 2007...

Posted by KO on December 3, 2007 9:52 AM

WTF? And all that nonsense

How cute are Thandie Newton's kids? Really, WTF? When did Angie get so pin thin? Seriously, WTF? Holy Mary Mother of...Why oh why oh why? Ok, all kidding aside, WTF??? Oh, but how brilliant is DListed? And wow, Mama Madonna...

Posted by KO on December 2, 2007 9:32 PM

The Hills Are Alive With Hilarity!

This parody of MTV's hit show The Hills with James Franco as Justin Bobby and Mila Kunis as Audrina is too good! This is the same "dialogue" used by the "real" characters on the reality show! Shot by shot, Franco...

Posted by KO on November 29, 2007 9:56 AM

I Am The Cheese!

Vote today for our friend Dan Lubell's kraft cheese spot! He's a finalist and needs your votes!!! Watch his entry here(it's the one on the far right with the dancing toast, see pic below) and then show your support with...

Posted by KO on November 29, 2007 9:28 AM

It's Oz, Again

Oz, Tanglewood, VT, 11.25.07...

Posted by KO on November 25, 2007 7:24 PM

Obviously, It's All About Oz

Oz, Morning's Best, 11.23.07...

Posted by KO on November 23, 2007 10:35 PM

Color Me Crazy Confused

Hahahahahahahahaha!source: Dlisted...

Posted by KO on November 21, 2007 2:59 PM

A Few Of Her Favorite Things

Heard through the webrynth about Oprah's Favorite Things show, filmed this year in Macon, Georgia, and felt strangely compelled to check out the list of gifts she shared with her audience...Here are 4 of the 20:See entire list here...

Posted by KO on November 21, 2007 2:34 PM

Ham With The Queen

Annie and KO with Lil Kim by Wordhumper, NYC, 11.10.07...

Posted by KO on November 19, 2007 3:52 PM

Funny Money Shots

Lilo served 84 minutes in jail, a shorter punishment than her films' running times. Ha! Ha! Hollywood Justice!Lindsay Lohan mugshots 2007...

Posted by KO on November 15, 2007 1:04 PM

Loving Oz

Oz on my lap, 11.07...

Posted by KO on November 13, 2007 10:23 AM

Shia the Law

Dlisted's acidic spin on Shia's Saturday night special, swear words and all:...

Posted by KO on November 5, 2007 1:34 PM

Hey Baby Hey Baby Hey

Baby Boy on Greek Granny, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...

Posted by KO on November 1, 2007 7:15 PM

Like Whoa

Horse's ass, Tim's show @ Bar, New Haven, 10.31.07...

Posted by KO on November 1, 2007 10:04 AM

Obviously!

Anderson Cooper is adorable. Stephen Colbert's interview with A.C. tonight was like Ben & Jerry's new "Banana Split" ice cream: Yummy, yummy, decadent, delicious and yes, yummy!...

Posted by KO on October 18, 2007 8:36 PM

Joaquin the Line

During a phone interview with New York's Time Out Magazine, Joaquin [Phoenix] was asked how he prepared for a role in his new movie "We Own the Night." That hot ass mess of a drunk said, "I never prepare. I...

Posted by KO on October 11, 2007 10:32 AM

Write On Binder

We like Mike Binder. He wrote and directed (and co-starred in) the perverse yet poignant film The Upside of Anger. His 2006 film Man About Town is a truly bizarre mixture of B-list talents and A-list writing. While I'm loathe...

Posted by KO on October 8, 2007 12:04 PM

The Circle Jerk

In the new issue of Penthouse Magazine (classy) Kid Rock takes aim at a certain American actor who is against the war. It doesn't take a damn brain surgeon to figure out he's talking about Sean Penn. Kid Pebble said,...

Posted by KO on October 7, 2007 9:54 AM

Catching ZZZs: Saturday Night Special

Marta, Konrad, RobZ, Tomek, Darek, Gytis, KO, Bradley St., New Haven, 9.29.07...

Posted by KO on September 30, 2007 2:54 AM

THE BIG E! Everything is Enlarged!

Giant turkey (what do you call them?!) drumsticks?! legs?! @the Big E! 9.26.07...

Posted by KO on September 30, 2007 12:57 AM

Beerfest Lizard

Comedy troupe Broken Lizard (creators of cult favorite Super Troopers, and featuring Fairfield Prep alumn Kevin Heffernan**, below) made a brilliant, if absurd and gratuitously silly, classic when they crafted their most recent release (last year?!) ~the drunken love letter...

Posted by KO on September 25, 2007 12:25 AM

You Can't Hurt Me Now

LiLo has been detoxing in rehab for over a month, her third rehab stint this year...She recently met up with her Daddy after almost two years of estrangement. We recently went running and her very revealing song Confessions of a...

Posted by KO on September 24, 2007 9:29 PM

Ramblings of Epic Everness: You Have to Choose to Practice the Process of the Life You Want to Live, Always, etc., irony aside, blah blah blah

"Backwards planning ahead in straight forward action." John Hodgens, The Daily Show "Success is not no violence." GW Bush Today has been such an intense, layered day. Life is a fragile balance with so many moving parts. Part of the...

Posted by KO on September 11, 2007 5:15 PM

REMEMBER TO REMEMBER!!! Applying Our Shared Mixture of Media Experiences (think: Britney, Gimme More!), Tragedy and Terror (We All Get Perpetual War War War)...And At least Consider Considering This...

We like distractions probably more than most, but we also can't NOT get serious about the way our world is depicted in the media...Especially now... *************************************************** Tragedy's Legacy Six years of 9/11 as a license to kill It evokes a...

Posted by KO on September 10, 2007 9:20 PM

What a Polish Drunk Really Looks Like

Dessert!!! This super delicious dessert was created by a Polish chef, mixing every yummy ingredient available, including creativity and love. It even has a poppyseed cake layer!A Polish Drunk, Thanks to RobZ for the introduction...

Posted by KO on September 7, 2007 4:29 PM

ASU is HOT HOT HOT

This promo video for Appalachian State University (featured on BWE) honors ASU's historic win over Michigan this weekend and is hilariously cheesetastic! Even when it's cold cold cold, ASU is HOT! HOT! HOT!...

Posted by KO on September 4, 2007 12:51 PM

Ridiculous Revisited

Angie takes Shiloh, her daughter with life partner Brad Pitt, for a stroll in Central Park. Is Shiloh the ultimate in ridiculous rich cuteness or what? *...of course, Ava could totally take Shiloh!...

Posted by KO on August 31, 2007 1:29 PM

Idiocracy Now

source; dlisted...

Posted by KO on August 31, 2007 1:10 PM

Why Haven't I Seen This A Million Times Already?!

Jersey Girl, the 1992 Jami Gertz/Dylan McDermott masterpiece is a must! Also features Sheryl Lee! I am so in love with this funny, touching, honest, tender treat! Ohmygod it's delightfully funny and sweet. And sexy. One of my new favorites....

Posted by KO on August 29, 2007 11:12 PM

Funny Showmen Show Funny Selves On The Michael Showalter Showalter...Or: Ninja! Oh My God, How Have We Not Already Adored This Together? You Will Heart The Homage

Witness the Michael Showalter Showalter, featuring Paul Rudd. Seeing is believing and genius is comedians sowing the seeds of sustainable love! Funny is for always... source: CollegeHumor...

Posted by KO on August 24, 2007 8:42 AM

SuperBad Is SuperBadass

Congrats to Jonah Hill, one of the stars of the #1 movie this past weekend. SuperBad brought in more than $30 million...and it was hilarious! Fogel aka McLovin is the second banana that really rises up to rival the stars~...

Posted by KO on August 20, 2007 9:35 PM

Ridiculous

Papa Pitt and Baby Shiloh are obscenely cute together while departing a boat the other day in the Windy City. Aawww!...

Posted by KO on August 19, 2007 2:33 PM

Meet KatyBillHicksSimpson!

Yeah...I know...I'm the hotness......

Posted by KO on August 1, 2007 6:40 PM

Most Excellent, Dude

The Dark Star and the Dancing (Teddy) Bears...OK, yes it is Jerry Garcia's birthday today, but no, this is not a Grateful Dead video or a tribute to JG. Instead, we have Keanu Reeves and a bunch of teddy bears...

Posted by KO on August 1, 2007 11:34 AM

I Heart Dlisted, I Really Do

There is no way KO could ever craft the clever attitude-heavy commentary found @ Dlisted. Yes, we love Perez...but let's be honest, Michael @ Dlisted is truly fierce without fear. He harbors no Hilton associations, and he's honest as hell....

Posted by KO on July 31, 2007 11:28 PM

Revisiting Monday Night's Silly Madness with Ami! My Sista! My Sista!

Ami and KO rock this town inside out, New Haven, July 23, 2007...

Posted by KO on July 27, 2007 6:32 PM

Sistas Celebrating, Smokin'

The very same night that LiLo fell face first off the wagon, KO and Ami~ sistas since so long ago~ strolled the Elm City "throwing 7 different kinds of smoke!"*Out in the Elm City with Ami, 7.23.07 *an Owenism (from...

Posted by KO on July 26, 2007 12:58 PM

Time to Switch to Green Tea

Who could resist LiLo with the Real Thing? And, to boot, LiLo lens-ing it up with her lil sister Alli? These girls gone wild are enabled best by mom Dina-sour (not pictured).July 2007...

Posted by KO on July 26, 2007 10:51 AM

LoBlo: Throwing It All Away

You take your eyes off the 'ball for a single day and what happens? LiLo goes full-on d'ohglo and gets busted for driving drunk, with coke, with a suspended license. Does LiLo have anyone loving her? Ho needs help. Fast.LiLo...

Posted by KO on July 25, 2007 8:34 AM

That Dress, That Dress (How Did You Know?)

So very much smitten purring wow awe love the dress...LiLo, Vegas, 7.07...

Posted by KO on July 17, 2007 8:34 PM

Just Call Me Angel of the Morning

Or, if you are feeling cynical, call me Angel of the Mourning of your youth...Honestly, I do this. Alot. I really do...Multiple self-portraits for my amusement are, how you say? my thing. Always have been. Always will be. Therefore I...

Posted by KO on July 12, 2007 5:09 AM

In Case You Missed It, "Lil Kim's Birthday Came~ Even if You Didn't~ Convenience-Store-Style, On 7/11!" Edition

We'll always have a spot in our heart / head / ho-no-you-didnt ho-down fo' Lil Kim. Damn, woman went beyond rap, beyond rep, past beauty, past talent, past po-po, held fame, enjoyed fortune, courted celebrity, dealt with law, laid with...

Posted by KO on July 12, 2007 12:34 AM

Fox and The Hound

We heard Perez give his phone interview to Fox, and snapped this screen shot to salute Peretzel for his sincere~ if silly~ spin on the drama....

Posted by KO on June 8, 2007 3:01 PM

Art Imitating Life

News networks are all about the heiress...We think these sketches are pretty......Ironically, just now, when the MSNBC broke to a commercial~ the first ad was a Hilton Hotels spot! Hahahahaha......

Posted by KO on June 8, 2007 1:36 PM

The Queen Is In The House

Moments after the Heiress was whisked away to the LA Courthouse for a reevaluation of her release yesterday and newer sentence (a "punishment" of 45 days under house arrest), KO was off in a whirlwind to pick up Matt's friend...

Posted by KO on June 8, 2007 11:26 AM

Sissy

We won't bother putting a picture of the heiress who walked out of prison today after 3-ish days...But we will tell you that while our friend Matt Lum was driving from his place in Hollywood to his bank in Bev....

Posted by KO on June 7, 2007 4:14 PM

A Little Late, Alot Great

You can't help but love these shots of Red Sox fans masked and mocking A-Rod after he was caught (allegedly) cheating.(Lifted from Perez~ who I think lifted it from the NYPost)...

Posted by KO on June 7, 2007 2:12 PM

For Love Or Money Or Both

As worded by Dlisted: "Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive divorces in history. Every celebrity in question is a dude and Neil Diamond's ex-wife from 1969 came out on top with a grip of cash....

Posted by KO on April 15, 2007 3:59 AM

Special Unit

Happy 46th birthday to brooding babe Christopher Meloni... The moody beauty is best known as Detective Elliott Stabler on SVU...(Pic source: Dlisted)...

Posted by KO on April 2, 2007 3:08 PM

Put The Message In The Box

Jedi Mailbox, New Haven, 3/07...

Posted by KO on March 30, 2007 11:47 AM

The Best Parade (A Photographic Elaboration)

New Haven's St. Patrick's Day Parade, 3.11.07...

Posted by KO on March 13, 2007 1:10 PM

At a CrossRoads?

Still Funny!!!...-from-a-few-years-ago-Genius!...The New Yorker comic...

Posted by KO on March 1, 2007 5:02 PM

Overheard, Underwhelmed, StupidYoung, SuperRich, and "Serious" About "Society"

Scene: Three Yalies (2 guys, 1 girl) interviewing other, younger Yalies for...their "society" (questions akin to Molly Ringwald's Sixteen Candles "anonymous" questionaire)... Yalie/"Society" girl: "Girl, we are a diverse community." ******************************************************************* And post-interviews... *Stranger/Onlooker: "What's it [the society] called?" *Yalie/"Society"...

Posted by KO on February 27, 2007 3:00 PM

Baby How Bout Not This Time

Obedient baby no more, Britney Spears is cultivating cuckoo-crazy like...crazy... Fruits from her freak-outs are fiercely fresh and just obscenely, outrageously ripe. Picture via X17; Brit-Brit "Rehab is In" Illustration via Gawker...

Posted by KO on February 22, 2007 12:08 PM